So if you think life in the ivory tower is easy and wonderful, let me tell you something. DON’T BELIEVE THE FRIGGEN’HYPE!! Things here in the past month at Princeton have, been, well…shitty. At least in terms of our administration being completely retarded.
First off, I don’t know if people have been aware, but the issues of grade inflation has come up. Now, this comes up all the friggen time amongst the top east cost schools. A few years ago it was Harvard, where 90% of the class graduates with honors. Now, it’s Princeton, but unlike most schools that notice the trend and then brush it under the rug, we have decided to do something about it. So they’re capping the number of A’s given out (decided by an almost 2 – 1 ratio of the faculty).
Now, this wouldn’t be a problem if other schools were doing this as well. But they aren’t. In fact, this was passed without really talking to other schools. Instead, Dean of the College Nancy Malkiel has decided to wage a one woman war on grade inflation. Essentially, she wants to be known as the woman who tackled grade inflation in the US. This leaves Princeton students in one of two categories. People who’s GPA’s have now been trivialized because they are “inflated” and those whose GPA’s are lower than those of people at other schools (who still have inflated grades). Yay screwing people in both directions.
Now, I’m all for grade deflation. I’m all for the majors being level in difficulty. I have no problem making humanities as hard as natural sciences and engineering. They current way of doing it is stupid. I’m not going to go into it, but essentially, the number of grades given out by each department per semester is capped. And this is for all classes for the semester. So people in the intro classes are competing for A’s with people in higher level classes. Doesn’t that sound fair. This is going to be great, just like a Zeppelin filled with hydrogen gas.
But haphazard grade deflation isn’t the only bonehead move of the administration this month. Nope, also consider that at the meeting, which was open to the community as well as the university press, the Dean of the Faculty, David Dobkin, told the Prince photographer to destroy the photos. ( the article can be found here ). Oops. Good work, especially since the Prince posted them anyway. But once again, making the administration look so good. It’s almost a shame that the press didn’t take this and run with it.
And in keeping with the vein of, who is the administration representing, we have Dean Deignan’s seizure of a bunch of Newman’s day t-shirts. Boy has this been fun. Citing reasonable extension of the rules, Deignan seized a bunch of shirts that had to do with Newman’s day. While I don’t support Newman’s day, and I understand the right of the university to confiscate things, the backpedaling has to stop.
First off, if you want to wash your hands of something, don’t’ take an active role. Confiscating Newman’s day t-shirts, and printing up anti-Newman’s day t-shirts kind of hints at some level of involvement. Hell, by printing the anti shirts, you actually help to raise awareness of the day itself. Good thinking.
Secondly, if you’re going to take some kind of action, accept all that comes with it. Apparently Dean Deignan isn’t all that interested in talking about her actions. How many articles are going to have to say, Dean Deignan couldn’t be reached for comment before people get fed up with it. Or could it be, that she may have acted a bit hastily? I’m not sure, but I definitely bet she wasn’t counting on objections from the faculty as well as students. Whooo, way to be. *smacks forehead*
Looking back, I’m left to wonder, what it is that the administration is trying to do. Are they speaking to each other before they act? Is this part of some master plan to make Princeton look incredibly bad to the rest of the world? Yes we’re curbing grade inflation, but do we want to be so public about it? Especially with no support from other universities? And Newman’s day. Here’s a public relation’s nightmare. I have a good idea, let’s help to portray our students as a bunch of drunkards. And let’s be very vocal about it. Don’t forget all of the freedom of speech and freedom of the press issues that these have caused. Then throw into the mix a faculty that takes issue with some of the actions taken by the administration, and you have a Norman Rockwell-like painting of an Ivy League intuition.
Sigh…
Well, at least I’m leaving soon. Although I feel sorry for those I leave behind. Although, I have a feeling that if the administration has a few more months like this, changes could be coming about.
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